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S1 E63 Oct 03, 2021

31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965)

Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of...

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S1 E62 Sep 25, 2021

Kiss the Goat Episode 58: Jaws of Satan (1981)

What happens when the saddest priest in the world takes on the Devil himself, who has taken the form of a king cobra? Join your High Priest and Priestess of ...

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S1 E61 Jul 30, 2021

Kiss the Goat Episode 57: The Last Exorcism (2010)

It’s banana bread and bloodletting in the Bible Belt on this episode of Kiss the Goat as X and Cootie take a long look at the 2010 movie, The Last Exorcism! ...

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S1 E60 Jul 10, 2021

Kiss the Goat Episode 56: Mausoleum 1983

Celebrate Cootie’s birthday with this humongous, jam-packed episode in which X and Cootie discuss Mausoleum 1983, the winner of the Acolyte’s Choice listenin...

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S1 E59 Jun 25, 2021

Kiss the Goat Episode 55: The Manitou (1978)

It’s a birthday celebration at the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie and X discuss William Girdler’s Native American sort-of-but-not-really possessio...

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S1 E58 Jun 11, 2021

Kiss the Goat Episode 54: The Rite 2011

On this stultifying episode of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie (respectively) undergo The Rite 2011 in which Si...

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S1 E57 May 22, 2021

Kiss the Goat Episode 53: Lisa and the Devil

In this thrilling episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X examine Mario Bava’s movie from the early 1970s, Lisa and the Devil. Is it really a Devil flick or j...

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S1 E56 May 07, 2021

Kiss the Goat Episode 52: The Antichrist 1974

On this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X take a mortified look at Alberto De Martino’s possession movie THE ANTICHRIST 1974. This film features multip...

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S1 E55 Apr 15, 2021

Kiss the Goat Episode 51: The Evil

For this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X watched the 1978 programmer, THE EVIL, starring Andrew Prine’s magnificent pants. Less than an hour later, they had ...

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S1 E54 Apr 01, 2021

Kiss the Goat Episode 50: The Exorcist

On this episode of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie sink their teeth into William Friedkin’s heartwarming coming-of-age tale, The Exorcist. Plus: Cootie and X mak...

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bonus Dec 22, 2017

The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza

At last… The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza! Cootie and X are podcasting from the North Pole this year, where the only hot things are Cootie and th...

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S1 E52 Oct 31, 2017

Kiss the Goat, Episode 49: The Final Movie You Watch In Hell

This is it. Make no mistake where you are. Welcome to the innermost circle of Hell, and even if the punishment isn’t truly eternal, it sure feels like it. What is ...

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S1 E51 Oct 27, 2017

Kiss the Goat, Episode 48: The Fourth Movie You Watch In Hell

Sometimes, the Devil wears a little black dress.  

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S1 E50 Oct 20, 2017

Kiss the Goat, Episode 47: The Third Movie You Watch in Hell

The Breaking Point. At Least Ten Things I Hate About You. Buy Me A Drink. Dinner for Two. Ask Aunt Goatie. The Kiss the Goat team invite you to join them as the...

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S1 E49 Oct 13, 2017

Kiss the Goat, Episode 46: The Second Movie You Watch In Hell

The journey continues… Do you dare subject yourself to The Second Movie You Watch In Hell? Sure, you do. {Closing Music: “The Biggest Ass in the Laundromat (Shelb...

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S1 E48 Oct 06, 2017

Kiss the Goat, Episode 45: The First Movie You Watch In Hell

October on Kiss the Goat begins with our most shocking episode ever. And we’re only getting started. You are not ready.

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S1 E47 Sep 15, 2017

Kiss the Goat, Episode 44: Messiah of Evil

  We let Chef Al program the show and things went insane! Rescued from technical difficulties, recorded twice, and hours spent editing and rebuilding from the groun...

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S1 E46 Aug 13, 2017

Kiss the Goat, Episode 43: All the Colors of the Dark

  Once again, the doors to your Online Shrine to Satanic Cinema swing open wide! Your High Priest and Priestess, X & Cootie, bring forth an offering of a relatively...

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S1 E45 May 10, 2017

Kiss the Goat Episode 42: City of the Living Dead

Welcome back to the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie, X, and Chef Al take a maggot-filled gander at Lucio Fulci’s absurd classic, City of the Living Dead. D...

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S1 E44 Apr 15, 2017

Cinema PSYOPS Kisses the Goat: The Blasphemous Easter Episode

It’s the crossover episode you didn’t know you wanted (and still might not)! Cootie and X join Cort and Matt for a Cinema PSYOPS/Kiss the Goat musical orgy of bad pu...

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S1 E43 Jan 19, 2017

Kiss the Goat Episode 40 — Psychomania

Join Cootie, X, and Chef Al as they travel to 1970’s England to discuss the weird undead biker flick, PSYCHOMANIA. If you’ve never seen it, believe us: it’s like nothi...

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S1 E42 Dec 21, 2016

The Third Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza

The show you wait for all year is here! Hot diggy! Join X and Cootie in the luxury of their library as they discuss holiday traditions, myths, and legends from arou...

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S1 E41 Dec 09, 2016

Kiss the Goat Episode 38: Hellraiser

Welcome to another episode of Kiss the Goat! This time around, Cootie and X try to wrap their arms around Clive Barker’s Hellraiser. Is it a Devil movie, or just a g...

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S1 E40 Nov 23, 2016

Kiss the Goat Episode 37: Demons

Sometimes, it just doesn’t pay to accept free movie tickets from a guy with a half-metal face. X and Cootie learn this lesson the hard way as they roll through Lambe...

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S1 E39 Nov 09, 2016

Kiss the Goat Episode 36: I Drink Your Blood

The 1971 grindhouse classic is back in an amazing two-disc Blu-Ray set, and Cootie and X have got it! One of them is happy about it! Guess which one? Please enjoy t...

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S1 E38 Oct 31, 2016

Kiss the Goat Episode 35: The VVitch

Welcome to the triumphant return of Kiss the Goat! Well, maybe triumphant isn’t the right word. Victorious? Maybe… no.  Okay. Welcome to the audible return of Kiss t...

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S1 E37 Sep 11, 2016

Kiss the Goat Episode 34 — A Night of Sin

Let us speak now of fallen friends and colleagues. Join us as we say goodbye to our faithful “Satan in the News” correspondent, Cindy “Sin” Fallon. Be warned: this...

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S1 E36 May 24, 2016

Kiss the Goat Episode 33: Carrie

    Cootie and X continue their voyage through the land of Condemned Films, stopping this time in 1976 to go to prom. That’s right, it’s Brian De Palmas’s Stephen Ki...

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S1 E35 May 05, 2016

Kiss the Goat Episode 32: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Drunk on a Monday? Who would dare? Why, X and Cootie would, and we’ve got the audio evidence to prove it. Once again, your gracious hosts have traveled outside the...

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S1 E34 Apr 09, 2016

Kiss the Goat Episode 31: Event Horizon (Commentary)

Hey, what’cha doin’ tonight? Are you maybe watching EVENT HORIZON? You should watch it with X and Cootie! Tune in to the very first KTG movie commentary, as we ru...